Dick Jones

To the chick who left her apple slices, caramel sauce & “Bit-o-Honey” wrappers in my passenger side door pocket this past weekend, I can only say; it’s a good thing that I got to see you nekkid…

To the chick who left her apple slices, caramel sauce & “Bit-o-Honey” wrappers in my passenger side door pocket this past weekend, I can only say; it’s a good thing that I got to see you nekkid…

That uncomfy moment when you realize that your Easter candy just might be perverted…

That uncomfy moment when you realize that your Easter candy just might be perverted…

Relaxing & enjoying a Gurkha cigar, a cold one and the Georgia Spring sunset on my deck while spending quality time with my son.  #lifeisgood #qualitytime #awesomeson #dickjones #kylejones (at The Jones House)

Relaxing & enjoying a Gurkha cigar, a cold one and the Georgia Spring sunset on my deck while spending quality time with my son. #lifeisgood #qualitytime #awesomeson #dickjones #kylejones (at The Jones House)

Leftover filet-based Jap food & homemade burritos while watching the final season of Breaking Bad on Sunday afternoon.  Readying for another week of work & school.#family #chow #happiness #breakingbad (at The Jones House)

Leftover filet-based Jap food & homemade burritos while watching the final season of Breaking Bad on Sunday afternoon. Readying for another week of work & school.#family #chow #happiness #breakingbad (at The Jones House)

My wife loves her dogs so much; she gets Kennel Cough instead of colds… (at The Jones House)

My wife loves her dogs so much; she gets Kennel Cough instead of colds… (at The Jones House)

Crotch pot roast, chili beans in hot sauce & good quality cheese,  wrapped in a flour tortilla & drenched in red chile sauce = Good burritos (at The Jones House)

Crotch pot roast, chili beans in hot sauce & good quality cheese, wrapped in a flour tortilla & drenched in red chile sauce = Good burritos (at The Jones House)

How I see myself. 
Jack in the Box is a religion.  (at Jack in the Box)

How I see myself.
Jack in the Box is a religion. (at Jack in the Box)

Who’s got balls? 
I’ve got balls.
Jack in the Box antenna balls.  (at Jack in the Box)

Who’s got balls?
I’ve got balls.
Jack in the Box antenna balls. (at Jack in the Box)

Jack in the Box road trip day.
I can already taste the tacos.
Quality family time=Happiness

Jack in the Box road trip day.
I can already taste the tacos.
Quality family time=Happiness

- I mixed Skittles & M&M’s.
- You should have seen their faces.
- Yes, I’m a bastard. 
 (at The Jones House)

- I mixed Skittles & M&M’s.
- You should have seen their faces.
- Yes, I’m a bastard.
(at The Jones House)

- Stuff to make Jap food? CHECK
- Old school Dr. Pepper?  CHECK
- Plenty of beer & booze? CHECK
- Gurkha cigars? CHECK
- Mistress?  Eh, 4 outta 5, I guess. 
- It’s gonna be a good night
 (at The Jones House)

- Stuff to make Jap food? CHECK
- Old school Dr. Pepper? CHECK
- Plenty of beer & booze? CHECK
- Gurkha cigars? CHECK
- Mistress? Eh, 4 outta 5, I guess.
- It’s gonna be a good night
(at The Jones House)

Starbucks stop with my pretty wife.
You can tell that we are here a lot.
I didn’t even have to tell them my name.

Starbucks stop with my pretty wife.
You can tell that we are here a lot.
I didn’t even have to tell them my name.

Work Hard - Play Hard
The work week is over.
Time to play hard.

Work Hard - Play Hard
The work week is over.
Time to play hard.

To my beautiful wife, Jenifer:
I love and adore you.

To my beautiful wife, Jenifer:
I love and adore you.

I’m getting the urge.  Perhaps tomorrow should be a trip to South Carolina to get Jack in the Box tacos day, followed up with a night of knocking down some beers with friends

I’m getting the urge. Perhaps tomorrow should be a trip to South Carolina to get Jack in the Box tacos day, followed up with a night of knocking down some beers with friends